Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for September 03, 2022

And if that doesn’t help, take a Viagra.

And if that doesn’t help, a bottle of Everclear.

At least it’s not Simpson.

Just breath on him. With your herring breath it should knock him out!!

Could have been Bart Starr.

I recently met a guy named Ulysses Wolfskill.

I can tell that Milo is full of sympathy and compassion.

As I recall, Bart Savagewood was rather mousy.

Quick! Get her pregnant!

Savage wood.

For once in his life, Milo’s advice is good. Take a calmative, Opus! Heck, take two! And a large shot of whiskey! Bart can’t be all that good!

Perhaps she’s tired of Savagewood and is ready for a tender little penguin.