Chances are, they won’t be consummating this marriage. Just a wild guess.
And so friends, there will be no “morning after the night before” scene!
Somehow, we all knew this would happen.
Not the only one of their “marital problems”.
You figure they would have thought about the logistics before hand
May 23, 1987. The most special day of my life. :-) A very happy coincidence to also be my wedding day.
Inherent danger in a penguin-groom with a huge schnoz! But this does not bode well for the marriage’s longevity….
This is why all aspects of the marriage need to be enacted at rehearsal.
Including consummation, with witnesses, of course.
Berkeley Breathed
Imagine over 1 year ago
Chances are, they won’t be consummating this marriage. Just a wild guess.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
And so friends, there will be no “morning after the night before” scene!
monya_43 over 1 year ago
Somehow, we all knew this would happen.
Diat60 over 1 year ago
Not the only one of their “marital problems”.
mindjob over 1 year ago
You figure they would have thought about the logistics before hand
Purple-Stater Premium Member over 1 year ago
May 23, 1987. The most special day of my life. :-) A very happy coincidence to also be my wedding day.
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
Inherent danger in a penguin-groom with a huge schnoz! But this does not bode well for the marriage’s longevity….
johnec over 1 year ago
This is why all aspects of the marriage need to be enacted at rehearsal.
Including consummation, with witnesses, of course.