Whoa, that dude looks like one of the extras from Deliverance. Opus, jump out of the car and run if he says you remind him of his favorite hog or says that you have a “purty” mouth.
The only time I gave someone a ride was when I was near where I worked, which was by the airport. There was a road that had very little of anything except warehouses and parking lots. It wouldn’t get anywhere real for a couple miles. A guy was walking along, just as it started to rain. So I offered him a lift. He had an interesting tale. He walking because he’d lost his license from a DWI. He was coming from an AA meeting, which was another few miles back the way he’d already walked. So I was happy I could help him that night. It was risk but I figured anyone walking on that road probably wasn’t out for trouble.
Imagine 9 months ago
A criminal sociopath whose only crime was not paying his taxes. So far.
TampaFanatic1 9 months ago
Whoa, that dude looks like one of the extras from Deliverance. Opus, jump out of the car and run if he says you remind him of his favorite hog or says that you have a “purty” mouth.
win.45mag 9 months ago
My heeeeaaaart’s ooonnn fire. For Elviiiirrra. Giddy up. A oom papa oom papa oom papa mow mow.
mfrasca 9 months ago
Fear and loathing…
jrankin1959 9 months ago
My hearrrrt is on fire, for Elvira…
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member 9 months ago
I went through a hitch-hiking era in the early-mid 70’s. Once I got the heebie-jeebies from a guy who picked me up. They’re out there, all right.
ChessPirate 9 months ago
Elivira, mistress of the “Ooo, that’s gonna leave a mark!”
mindjob 9 months ago
You meet all types on the road
GinnyO2 9 months ago
I thought it was an axe.
Fennec! at the Disco 9 months ago
Go off script! Don’t hop in!
johnec 9 months ago
They tell you “don’t pick up hitch-hikers . . . they are all mass-murderers, and you will end up carjacked and killed”.
They tell you “don’t hitch-hike . . . the only people who hitchhike are mass murders, and you will end up kidnapped and killed”.
I’ve given many hitch-hikers rides . . . to their destination or at least farther along on down the road.
I’ve hitch-hiked once . . . and I got a ride from someone who was going to the same place I was.
I’m still alive, and I never kidnapped or killed anyone.
Spiffy 9 months ago
I like how there’s always a portal in whatever Opus happens to be reading!
Brian Premium Member 9 months ago
The only time I gave someone a ride was when I was near where I worked, which was by the airport. There was a road that had very little of anything except warehouses and parking lots. It wouldn’t get anywhere real for a couple miles. A guy was walking along, just as it started to rain. So I offered him a lift. He had an interesting tale. He walking because he’d lost his license from a DWI. He was coming from an AA meeting, which was another few miles back the way he’d already walked. So I was happy I could help him that night. It was risk but I figured anyone walking on that road probably wasn’t out for trouble.
eddi-TBH 9 months ago
A leftover from a teen slasher movie.
Teto85 Premium Member 9 months ago
Before she was Elvira, Cassandra Peterson was a Las Vegas showgirl.
Sisyphos 9 months ago
Berkeley! Why are you persecuting Mr. Penguin Opus?!
Did he flush your stash, or something?