I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I’m a… fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it I can sing it for you.
According to Bishop Ussher’s chronology, the world ended on 23 October 1996. I guess we were all too busy getting ready for Y2K to notice. One apocalypse trumped another.
Bishop Ussher decided (and don’t ask me how) that each “day” of creation was the equivalent of one thousand years in human terms. He arbitrarily decided that since the creation took six “days” the world would end after existing for six “days”. This speculation was something that he did not put in his own writings, but were noted by some of his students who assisted his compilation of the chronology.
I’m a day late, but I just asked SIRI for a reminder to buy grape jelly when I got groceries. SIRI’s response was where to get great jelly for hookers. True ’dat.
ObiJoan over 12 years ago
I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I’m a… fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it I can sing it for you.
Jkiss over 12 years ago
DON’T PANIC!!!
runar over 12 years ago
According to Bishop Ussher’s chronology, the world ended on 23 October 1996. I guess we were all too busy getting ready for Y2K to notice. One apocalypse trumped another.
comicnut4636 over 12 years ago
There’s that number again!!!
el8 over 12 years ago
and don’t forget your towel
TheDOCTOR over 12 years ago
“Siwi, Can you diwect me to the neawest Westawaunt?”…..“I hate this phone its a piece of kwap” – Kripke from BigBangTheory
runar over 12 years ago
Bishop Ussher decided (and don’t ask me how) that each “day” of creation was the equivalent of one thousand years in human terms. He arbitrarily decided that since the creation took six “days” the world would end after existing for six “days”. This speculation was something that he did not put in his own writings, but were noted by some of his students who assisted his compilation of the chronology.
Kvasir42 Premium Member over 12 years ago
I’m a day late, but I just asked SIRI for a reminder to buy grape jelly when I got groceries. SIRI’s response was where to get great jelly for hookers. True ’dat.