The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for September 20, 2007

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TV: More controversy surrounding Bob Jones University today - the school whose ban on inter-racial dating drew criticism to the Bush campaign when he spoke there weeks ago. Today, presidential hopeful Alan Keyes was beaten by Bob Jones University security as he arrived to speak at the school. It seems a white female aide was mistaken for a girlfriend. Keyes: It was my fault. I should have been more careful! I feel much better! Really!! End affirmative action!! TV: University officials refused to apologize for the beating, saying: "hey, it looked to us like he was violating God's will by dating a white lady. Better safe than sorry." Keyes returned to give his speech after agreeing to "keep his distance from the white women" and keep "eyeballing" to a minimum.