The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for January 30, 2009
Transcript:
Granddad: Don't even think about touching that phone. Ring, ring!! Hello? Phone: Hi sir, I'm conducting a survey, and if you'll just give me a few minutes of your time you'll be eligible to win a vacation for two to anywhere in the continental united states... Not to mention all the benefits new windows can bring to your home and plus they'll help you save on heating bills, and not only that, blah blah blah wah wah wah waah wahh wah waaah wah, blah blah blah yackity smackity. Granddad: Here, knock yourself out, abuse away... Riley: Awww, thanks, granddad.
First, sign up for the do-not-call list. Then, tell callers you need their name and home phone for your local prosecutor.