The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for March 23, 2009
Transcript:
TV: Addressing a crowd of supporters in Texas today, President Bush continued to stress his limits on stem-cell research and human cloning. "Technology is charging forward at a frightening speed, and we must steady its pace with the reins of humanity." "There are many exciting things this brave new world opens up. For example: giant, two-headed mutant soldiers with four or more arms. Soldiers that could save countless American lives on the battlefield." "But could I reconcile the ethical and moral dilemmas such super-commands would present? Probably not."
JonD17 over 15 years ago
would Bush care about reconciling them? probably not
steven02345 over 15 years ago
I guess only Prez. B can be accused of assuming that a two headed soldier would actually be efficient or even functional in a battle field.
4deerinmyyard over 15 years ago
This strip is an extremely inaccurate depiction of W. The sentences have discernible grammatical structure. Furthermore, all of the words are correctly spelled; and thus, one assumes, correctly pronounced. Such implausibility completely destroys one’s ability to maintain willing suspension of disbelief. What was Aaron thinking? ;-P
blackman2732 over 15 years ago
Good one, 4deer. Aaron DID slip up on this one.