The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for April 30, 2009
Transcript:
Caesar: Isn't it interesting how all the different news channels have cool titles and logos for their coverage? It's almost like watching a miniseries. Let's see. Channel 2 is "America's vengeance,"channel 12 is "America at war," and channel 33 is "America strikes back." Huey: How about "America stops and thinks about why some people hate us"? Caesar: Doesn't quite lend itself to a John Williams-style theme song, does it?
Uh huh. Our enemies also hate love, flowers, puppies, sunshine, and Aretha Franklin, because they’re just plain evil! We’ve never ever done anything at all whatsoever to cause them to hate us, not even once, not even a little tiny bit. They’re just mean. Yeah. And jealous.