The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for June 21, 2009
Transcript:
TV: Today Attorney General Ashcroft, in a statement to the press, said that in addition to heinous terrorist acts around the globe, new information indicated "strong links" between Osama Bin Laden and chicken pox, athlete's foot, toenail cancer, hay fever, mad cow disease, scurvy, dyslexia and halitosis. He warned that Americans must be prepared to make "certain privacy sacrifices" to fight this menace...
As for told, the menace is all Bin’s head as we are in his.