The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for June 22, 2010
Transcript:
TV: Prosecutors say they will not seek jail time for Winona Ryder, 31, charged with grand theft and vandalism after shoplifting $5,000 in merchandise from a Beverly Hills Saks Fifth Avenue. Trial prosecutor Ann Rundle said: "I find Ms. Ryder to be very nice. This was never about her character, only her conduct..." "...Besides, she's white."
Actually, IIRC, Martha got tagged for lying to an agent about whether she got a tip to dump her stock.
Lesson Learned: Refuse to talk to agents or police, explicitly now that Miranda is silent; “I have nothing to say. I want to talk to my lawyer now.” Period!