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Huey: Homeland security has new slogan. It's "don't be afraid, be ready."
Caesar: Sounds like good advice. By "ready", they mean buy life insurance, right?
Well, it’s true that when “ALL our enemies” are dead, we won’t have the Patriot Act anymore — you can’t have a law with a population of zero.
Well, it’s true that when “ALL our enemies” are dead, we won’t have the Patriot Act anymore — you can’t have a law with a population of zero.