The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for November 10, 2011
Transcript:
Granddad: Help me, boys!! Your granddaddy just got his ass whupped!! Riley: What happened?! Granddad: It was terrible! In broad daylight, too! I got beat bad!! Riley: Who?! Where?! Granddad: Making an old man pay damn near three bucks for gas...call the police. I got jacked!!
I’ll bet my Marin Muirwoods gets better mileage than whatever you drive. If you don’t like gas prices, try driving less. I haven’t had a car in 20 years, I have a wife and small child and we live in a small city. Rationalize why you can’t give up your pollution mobile. Is that machine your servant or your master?