Caesar: Jazmine, I think you're confusing Santa with Jesus. See, Santa Claus is a white man somewhere up there who watches you all the time and rewards you if you're good. And Jesus is... uhh... Okay, wait, let me start again.
Santa is white, Jesus wasn’t.
I’ve already changed to the Holy Easter Bunny religion. Neither white nor black! Just a rabbit of no particular color at all!!
I am still considering the Flying Spaghetti Monster religion. I could yet become a Pastafarian.
I’m considering Buddhism
I heard that the Easter Bunny’s real name is Ted, Ted Bunny.
May 07, 2018
SashaW over 11 years ago
Santa is white, Jesus wasn’t.
William Bednar Premium Member over 11 years ago
I’ve already changed to the Holy Easter Bunny religion. Neither white nor black! Just a rabbit of no particular color at all!!
TexTech over 11 years ago
I am still considering the Flying Spaghetti Monster religion. I could yet become a Pastafarian.
krys723 over 11 years ago
I’m considering Buddhism
cipactli77 over 11 years ago
I heard that the Easter Bunny’s real name is Ted, Ted Bunny.