The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for November 07, 2013
Transcript:
Huey: OK, Jazmine, if you're not black, then what are you, hmmm? Jazmine: Well, let's see... My mother is one-quarter Irish, one-quarter Swedish and one-half German, and my grandmother on my father's side is part Cherokee, and my grandfather is mostly French, I think, because he's originally from Louisiana, and his father was from Haiti, I believe, which makes me... Huey: Which makes you as black as Richard Roundtree in "Shaft in Africa." Jazmine: It does not!! And who is Richard Roundtree?
“Well, to tell a family secret, my grandmother was Dutch.” – Bart “Blazing Saddles”