The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for November 17, 2013
Transcript:
Huey: Riley, from now on I'm taking personal responsibility for your actions. Here is a list of unacceptable behavior. Commit it to memory. Riley: What? Negro, please... "No disrespecting authority." Man, last year you attacked the principal with three different styles of Chinese Kung-Fu! Huey: Um, that was different. He was unjust authority. Riley: "No graffiti." So you're tryin' to stifle my cultural expression? Huey: No. Uh, that should read, "No graffiti without artistic merit." Riley: "No stealing"? Don't you always say theft in America is justified because the whole country is stolen land? Huey: Yeah, I sure do. Well, I quit. Can you at least try to stay out of jail? Riley: I'm not makin' any promises...
I’d guess that Huey is more likely to end up in jail than Riley. Riley is just mischievous. He might tag a few buildings with graffiti. Huey will probably get arrested trying to hack a government website or something.