The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for July 26, 2014
Transcript:
Huey: So, you were standing in line for over a year at this other theater... Man: And then they say, "Sorry. We're closing for good. Go wait some place else." Huey: And seeing as how you must have been insane to be waiting that long in the first place, no one should have been surprised by your subsequent assault on the owner with a lead pipe. Man: Luckily, the judge felt sorry for me and let me out on bail so I could see the movie. Huey: But what about the sequel? Man: (Sigh) I'll probably be watching the sequel from cell block 4 with my boyfriend,"Big Mike"...
He better use the Jedi mind trick! “You do not want me to pick up the soap!”