The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for November 02, 2014
Transcript:
Riley: I want to go see a movie, a good one, with gore and stuff. What's playing? Huey: Well, let's see what hollywood is offering up this weekend. Here's a movie about a killer alligator called "Lake Placid". Riley: Wack. Next. Huey: Here's a movie about a killer shark called "Deep Blue Sea". Riley: That sounds like garbage, too. Huey: I'm afraid hollywood has officially run out of ideas. Riley: Tough choice...alligators or sharks... Huey: Wait - it says here LL Cool J is in Deep Blue Sea". Riley: Well then, that settles it... Huey: Three for "Lake Placid", please. Granddad: Now boys, are you sure no rappers are in this movie? I saw that boy IceCube in "Anaconda" and he was so bad I had stomach cramps!
As abysmal as “Black Jesus” is you’d think the entire talent roster from Def Jam was casted!