The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for March 18, 2016
Transcript:
Riley: Hey, Kwanzaa boy. I've made a life-altering new year's resolution. Wanna hear? Huey: Probably not. Riley: I'm readedicating myself to realness in 2001. Up till now I've been pretty real, sometimes even extra-real. But now I'm going to refocus...strive for new heights...you know? Huey: And here I thought you were as real as they come. Huey: Easy mistake, but without a platinum chain. I'm 75, 80 percent real at most...
Get a fake platinum chain and be phony real.