The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for January 29, 2017
Transcript:
Voice from TV: Today Attorney General Ashcroft, in a statement to the press, said that in addition to heinous terrorist acts around the globe, new information indicated "strong links" between Osama bin Laden and chicken pox, athlete's foot, toenail cancer, hay fever, mad cow disease, scurvy, dyslexia, and halitosis. He warned that Americans must be prepared to make "certain privacy sacrifices" to fight this menace...
Part of this one reminds me of some comic from a while back about a superhero whose bad breath is his most powerful weapon, though he’s weak in every other way.
Super Cal is fragilistic, ’cept for halitosis.