The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for December 11, 2022
Transcript:
TV: So as we continue our look at the Alan Keyes campaign, we return to New Hampshire, where we asked republicans to give their impressons of the man... Well, I thought he was great. I'm very pro-life, and I just think he had so many wonderful ideas. Really? Did you vote for him? Vote for Keyes?! Oh my goodness, no! I mean, I liked him and everything, but I'm a republican! And he's... well... you know!! Alan Keyes? Fine man. Good conservative views. Wish we had more like him. Pro-military, pro-guns, that's what I look for in a president. Hmmm. Interesting. Did you vote for him? No!!! Oh no ma'am. Fine man, I'm sure, but... How would I explain that to my grand kids?! Keyes? Hey, he's against affirmative action, and so am I. I'm tired of these quotas for blacks! I applaud him! Definitely! I see... So did you vote for him? Yeah right, lady... And plaid monkeys might fly out of my derriere and break-dance! What are you, new to politics?! That's all from New Hampshire. Back to you, Bob. This is the republican party, not the urban league...
This is why I hate politics.