The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for May 10, 2023
May 09, 2023
May 11, 2023
Transcript:
Man: Young man, I don't appreciate you bothering my family during dinner. Riley: You think I care about what you "appreciate", Mr. Muscleneck? You see this pin? I'm a census enumer-whatevertheycallit. It means I have permission to knock on your door whenever I feel like it!! Watcha gonna do, call the cops? This is federal jurisdiction - no punk cop can touch me!! Man: I'm a cop! Riley: Really? Good! You can tell me how to get folks to offer me bribes. The money just ain't comin' in like I thought it would, knaamean?
With the tv show writers strike, Riley could pen some good scripts for cash.