The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for September 27, 2023
Transcript:
"Riley writes to Santa... While I am aware the Playstation 2 is a bit pricey, your records should indicate that I have, in fact, been remarkably good this year. Please note that the number of kids I smacked in the face just for living is down 25% from last year..."
Sorry Riley, but Santa doesn’t give presents to spoiled brats like you.