The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for July 21, 2024
Transcript:
Caesar: Ask somebody if you don't know, that Caesar's rockin' mics like Huey rocks the afro... And flow like a thug look mean, you can't see Caesar with a quart of 'visine' or psychic dreams... It make the crowd say ho! And ya sister sat golly, that me and Huey sock-tight like Sifl and Olly, so emcees who step up with their heads held aloft... uh... heads held aloft... ... get their pride cut in two like Darth Maul or Microsoft!! Brooklyn!! What?! Still the freestyle rhyme champion of Woodcrest!! Huey: Um... that ain't hard to be, but... nicely done...
Apparently, Caesar didn’t appear in the show because they couldn’t find the right voice for him. I wonder what the show would’ve been like if he did appear.