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Become a Republican and become part of a corporation – they get the biggest handouts. But you have to promise to kick back a bunch to your congressman first.
Pharmakeus Ubik about 11 years ago
In order to qualify, you can’t actually need it.
randayn about 11 years ago
And you need to be a part of Obamacare.
jrep about 11 years ago
Promise to vote Democrat. It beats working!
cdward about 11 years ago
Become a Republican and become part of a corporation – they get the biggest handouts. But you have to promise to kick back a bunch to your congressman first.
Raider Red Premium Member about 11 years ago
I wonder if Bill and Eric anti-en-Teitel-ment-Baum steal their mother’s social security checks . . .
randayn about 11 years ago
Have another beer, assuming your lord and savior Obama will allow it.