Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for October 03, 2010

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    Edcole1961  almost 14 years ago

    What he said didn’t ring true.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Maybe he just didn’t know and was stumped about it.

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    lewisbower  almost 14 years ago

    He? I thought only women lied about their age.

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Maybe should have checked his collar…….

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    joefish25  almost 14 years ago

    Perhaps he was just indeciduous. He might have been one of those who like to go against the grain to get to the root of his problem. Or, maybe he just wasn’t very poplar and was guilty of high treesin. Do you think his favorite singer was Woody Guthrie? I know these jokes are sappy, but it’s the best I could do on a Sunday morning.

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    magnamax  almost 14 years ago

    Yule have done enough. Leaf the rest to us.

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    anorok2  almost 14 years ago

    Man,…You punsters are terrible (terrific) I wish I could do that, but one has to get to the root of the matter to do so. See, I told you I couldn”t do it.

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    fredbuhl  almost 14 years ago

    Maybe se just SAWED the error of his ways.

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    rockngolfer  almost 14 years ago

    I was going to leaf well enough alone but I’ll go out on a limb and bet that you run out of puns soon.

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    cheetahqueen  almost 14 years ago

    This tree’s bark was definitley not worse than the lumberjack’s bite!

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Too bad he didn’t live to ring in a new year.

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    taker48  almost 14 years ago

    How many rings would it take to be a senior citizen

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    Digital Frog  almost 14 years ago

    Time to log out

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    alan.gurka  almost 14 years ago

    Oaky, next time wood you guys leaf me a couple of puns? Elm just going to pine away until I cedar light.

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