Coming Soon 👀 At the beginning of April, you’ll be
introduced to a brand-new GoComics! See more information here. Subscribers, check your
email for more details.
Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for April 25, 2012
April 24, 2012
April 26, 2012
Hello, Psychiatric Hotline
If you are obsessive/compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.If you have multiple personality disorder, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we already know who you are and what you want. Please stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the voices will tell you which number to press.