Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for February 18, 2015

Then they will move on to the steak house.

That took me a second. Cute.

Reminds me of a really stupid joke: The termite walks into the bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

Would you like a side of shed with that?

If there’s a long wait, the chair is quite tasty…….

And the termite says " Wood you ?

“And would you like pine or oak?”“Oak, and easy on the paint chips, ok?”

…with “ranch” dressing.