Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 16, 2020

“Thinks he’s woke” What?

Can he switch it on and off?

LED street light cause light pollution (chases wildlife but attracts midges and gnats) and are too glaringly bright when used in small communities, but Duke energy doesn’t care. Using LEDs should not be touted as a solution.

When does the humor happen?

The other reindeer have never been high energy consumers like Rudy.

I never knew what ‘woke’ meant before reading cartoon comments. Now, even I, the tragically unhip, knew what it meant before reading today’s comment. Heck, yesterday I found out what a dreidel was. Who knows what learning joys I will discover tomorrow?

But his original was bio-luminescent.

Then he should fit right in for the next Hallmark movie or take-your-pick of any recent commercials…

Woke (/ˈwoʊk/ WOHK) is a political term originating in the United States referring to a perceived awareness of issues concerning social justice and racial justice. It derives from the African-American Vernacular English expression “stay woke”, whose grammatical aspect refers to a continuing awareness of these issues.

“Hey Rudy, would you turn it down, you’re melting the snow!”

Now that he’s using less electricity, let’s see what he can do about those reindeer burps and farts that are depleting the ozone.

Bah, HUMBUG!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

I wish the wokes would go to sleep.And isn’t it a bloody ridiculous term!