Been there, done that…
Obviously this guy doesn’t get very many vampire clients.
Of course he is. He just came from a bar binge.
Van Helsing Massage and Accupuncture
If my masseuse had done that, I’d have told her, “See you in court.”
So this is body sculpting…
Being really, really tight takes a jackhammer…
One bourbon, one scotch and one beer.
There are places where that chisel would go without a hammer.. and likely be the key to loosen the rest of the body.
Answers the question of: How do you massage Superman?…….
If you’re trying to give him chiseled abs, roll him over.
Ow.
He must be a tight wad
Lower.
The half-wit Van Helsing brother. Never had any luck killing a vampire.
Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
i_am_the_jam almost 4 years ago
Been there, done that…
macky87 almost 4 years ago
Obviously this guy doesn’t get very many vampire clients.
GROG Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Of course he is. He just came from a bar binge.
AtariDragon almost 4 years ago
Van Helsing Massage and Accupuncture
therese_callahan2002 almost 4 years ago
If my masseuse had done that, I’d have told her, “See you in court.”
Zepher almost 4 years ago
So this is body sculpting…
Amra Leo almost 4 years ago
Being really, really tight takes a jackhammer…
mountainclimber almost 4 years ago
One bourbon, one scotch and one beer.
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 4 years ago
There are places where that chisel would go without a hammer.. and likely be the key to loosen the rest of the body.
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
Answers the question of: How do you massage Superman?…….
sandflea almost 4 years ago
If you’re trying to give him chiseled abs, roll him over.
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Ow.
JesseLouisMartinez almost 4 years ago
He must be a tight wad
DondiDoo almost 4 years ago
Lower.
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The half-wit Van Helsing brother. Never had any luck killing a vampire.