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I want to leave my body to science. But, the organizations that do that sort of thing don’t take just any corpse. Your body might still end up at the undertakers.
I offered to leave my body to science… after they managed to stop laughing, and got themselves composed, they declined my offer… at which point, the laughter resumed.
The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That’s a lot of science!
blackman2732 almost 3 years ago
Just more of him to study.
bobpeters61 almost 3 years ago
He’ll make a fine cautionary tale for them.
TMMILLER Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Me too. I hope for a mid 60’s Cadillac wrapped in a tarp left out in the sun somewhere in Tennessee.
William Bednar Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Yep. Science wants to investigate the preservative powers of alcohol!
paranormal almost 3 years ago
They won’t take him. I tried and if you’re overweight, they won’t accept you…
preacherman Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I want to leave my body to science. But, the organizations that do that sort of thing don’t take just any corpse. Your body might still end up at the undertakers.
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
Can’t imagine which science would take him.
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
when i said that i’d be happy to leave my brain to science they were overjoyed to get one in pristine condition…
tinstar almost 3 years ago
I offered to leave my body to science… after they managed to stop laughing, and got themselves composed, they declined my offer… at which point, the laughter resumed.
paullp Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Look, as long as you’re going, anyway, why don’t you sell your body to science? If they pay by the pound, she’ll be left a millionaire!”
— Ed Norton (Art Carney) to Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), The Honeymooners, “A Matter of Life and Death” (1955)
Ralph believes he’s dying and is upset that he has nothing to leave to his wife Alice.