I want to leave my body to science. But, the organizations that do that sort of thing don’t take just any corpse. Your body might still end up at the undertakers.
I offered to leave my body to science… after they managed to stop laughing, and got themselves composed, they declined my offer… at which point, the laughter resumed.
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
That’s a lot of science!
blackman2732 over 2 years ago
Just more of him to study.
bobpeters61 over 2 years ago
He’ll make a fine cautionary tale for them.
TMMILLER Premium Member over 2 years ago
Me too. I hope for a mid 60’s Cadillac wrapped in a tarp left out in the sun somewhere in Tennessee.
William Bednar Premium Member over 2 years ago
Yep. Science wants to investigate the preservative powers of alcohol!
paranormal over 2 years ago
They won’t take him. I tried and if you’re overweight, they won’t accept you…
preacherman Premium Member over 2 years ago
I want to leave my body to science. But, the organizations that do that sort of thing don’t take just any corpse. Your body might still end up at the undertakers.
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
Can’t imagine which science would take him.
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
when i said that i’d be happy to leave my brain to science they were overjoyed to get one in pristine condition…
tinstar over 2 years ago
I offered to leave my body to science… after they managed to stop laughing, and got themselves composed, they declined my offer… at which point, the laughter resumed.
paullp Premium Member over 2 years ago
“Look, as long as you’re going, anyway, why don’t you sell your body to science? If they pay by the pound, she’ll be left a millionaire!”
— Ed Norton (Art Carney) to Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), The Honeymooners, “A Matter of Life and Death” (1955)
Ralph believes he’s dying and is upset that he has nothing to leave to his wife Alice.