Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for May 31, 2023

A judgmental kinda guy

That will teach him to be careful whose wallet he lifts.

Cough up your wallet? As you can see your honor, my client suffers from pica and so we would like to change our plea to not guilty for reasons of insanity.

“No problem, judge. I’ll come back and cough up your wallet in 40 years. Don’t wait up!”

He seems to be a great judge of character, and a great character of a judge!

That font makes Jail look like Vail. Thought he was being sentencing to a ski lift

That word used to be spelled as ‘petit’ theft, which is pronounced ‘petty’. I wonder why that changed? Ignorance?

Hold his wallet hostage.

Well… at least he didn’t run over the brand new fence the judge built himself. (arcane reference)

The guy robbed his robe.

Judges are so blatant nowadays, payoff…

I often feel that the only way crims will get a decent sentence is to key the paint on the judge’s car or break into their how.These trendoid, lefty, soft, out of the real world judges p155 me right off.