There was a song on Wonderama that went, “Does anyone here have an aarvark? Does anyone here have an aardvark? Everybody here has a right and left ear, but nobody here has an aardvark.”
If you’re giving it to her to clean up the ants in the kitchen, then, you’re on the doghouse for implying that she’s a bad housekeeper. Or in the aardvark house, because you know she’s not going to let it stay in the house with her.
Qiset over 1 year ago
That’ll work.
allen@home over 1 year ago
Oh this is gonna go over well. NOT.
silberdistel over 1 year ago
Oh, an antbear :-D we bought a lovely stuffed one for our nephew’s first birthday. He loves it.
angelolady Premium Member over 1 year ago
Not wildlife!!
meg_grif over 1 year ago
So you just pulled out the dictionary and decided on one of the first things listed, an aardvark?
Jml58 over 1 year ago
Pennicilin.
P51Strega over 1 year ago
Pleasing her is aard-vark.
My First Premium Member over 1 year ago
Nope!
therese_callahan2002 over 1 year ago
There was a song on Wonderama that went, “Does anyone here have an aarvark? Does anyone here have an aardvark? Everybody here has a right and left ear, but nobody here has an aardvark.”
morningglory73 Premium Member over 1 year ago
An aardvark? Why not an armadillo? Or an anaconda?
SusieB over 1 year ago
Not that!
bobbyferrel over 1 year ago
It’s name is Uncle.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
This is the perfect gift for a woman who just joined AARP, AAA, and was just in AA.
halvincobbes Premium Member over 1 year ago
Ooh, a membership to the Aardvark book club! Perfect.
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
And it’ll take care of that ant problem too.
blah_duh over 1 year ago
If you’re giving it to her to clean up the ants in the kitchen, then, you’re on the doghouse for implying that she’s a bad housekeeper. Or in the aardvark house, because you know she’s not going to let it stay in the house with her.
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
Simple. Another piece of jewelry……
Phoenix83 over 1 year ago
Apparently randomness
Rfrysinger over 1 year ago
She wanted a solution to the ant problem!
goboboyd over 1 year ago
It’s the thought that counts. But save the receipt. Inside an envelope full of cash and chocolate.
wildlandwaters over 1 year ago
Can’t wait ‘til next year! (if they’re still together, that is…)
SFpagan over 1 year ago
If the gal who has everything has ants in her nether region she’ll be in for a treat from it’s tongue :p