Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for October 15, 2024

Put that §§$% thing out…

Death, brought to you by …

Death and statistics.

A close shave with Death.

Quit smoking and you’ll add years.

I use an electric razor. That looks more like a vacuum attachment.

He’s gone from chick magnet to Schick magnet.

I’m a bit twitterpated that I’m 25 years tobacco-free now…

Glad I don’t shave anymore.

But he’s got multiple-blades. It adds up.

Leonard Nimoy smoked 2 – 3 packs a day for almost 30 years. 30 years later he died of very aggressive COPD

Wait a minute — isn’t God supposed to be in charge of all that deciding-when-you-die business? Is He outsourcing?

“I thought that was what the coffin nails were for…”