One brush makes you cleaner
And one brush does you groom
And the ones that others gives you
Don’t bring anything but gloom
Go ask Bozo
When he’s in your bathroom
And if you go t(w)o extinguish fires
And you know you’re not going to make it at all
Tell ’em a hookah-smoking caterpillar
Has caused this “fire”-wall
Call Bozo
Even if his pistol’s just small
When the men on the lamppost
Get up and tell you where to go
And you’ve just had some kind of headache
And your mind is moving low
I think he’ll know
When logic and proportion
Are skillfully mastered, as we said
And the umbrella guy is walking backwards
And to laughter all three strips us led
Remember what the dormouse said
Protect your head
One brush makes you cleaner
And one brush does you groom
And the ones that others gives you
Don’t bring anything but gloom
Go ask Bozo
When he’s in your bathroom
And if you go t(w)o extinguish fires
And you know you’re not going to make it at all
Tell ’em a hookah-smoking caterpillar
Has caused this “fire”-wall
Call Bozo
Even if his pistol’s just small
When the men on the lamppost
Get up and tell you where to go
And you’ve just had some kind of headache
And your mind is moving low
Go ask Bozo
I think he’ll know
When logic and proportion
Are skillfully mastered, as we said
And the umbrella guy is walking backwards
And to laughter all three strips us led
Remember what the dormouse said
Protect your head
Protect your head