Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 25, 2014
Transcript:
Lupine: This just in: There s a spider on the ceiling. We go now to Puck for more. Puck: Thanks Lupin. the spider has been on the ceiling all morning snugly mocking us. Elvis: Lupin, its been reported spiders have 8 legs, thousand of eyes and no mercy. Lupin: CN news own Puck is attempting to eat the spider! Puck! Puck; chew chew chew Puck: No worries , it was just a thumbtack!
More breaking news. Puck is now headed to the vet to get the thumbtack removed from his stomach. While we are waiting for his return, we will explore all these empty Christmas boxes.