Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for March 23, 2015

Transcript:

Puck: It's time once again for the bi-monthly 2:00 am "Running of the Cats." Puck: The competitors are taking their places on the kitchen counter. AND THEY'RE OFF! Puck: Here's a look at the race route for viewers at home. Puck: A reminder: In order to qualify, each competitor must knock over a lamp. Man: Did you hear something break? Woman: Mmmph? Elvis: TO GLORY! Puck: Elvis is knocking over all the lamps! An interesting strategy... If Lupin doesn't get in there soon, this race is lost! Lupin: Thanks! Tommy: Water, friend? Elvis: NEVER! Tommy: GOOD LUCK! Puck: Puck here, beside the last remaining lamp-- Puck: MOTHER OF CAT! Puck: This concludes our race! Until next time, folks! Man: Why is Lupin all wet?