Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for June 11, 2015
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June 15, 2015
Transcript:
Lupin: There's a cricket somewhere in the apartment. Lupin: I don't see what all the fuss is about. Lupin: That seems lovely! Elvis: That's not what it sounds like! ... Puck, any luck? Puck: It's not in the bureau. Also, I may be losing my mind. Tommy: Cricket troubles, huh? Elvis: Not now, for cat's sake! Tommy: Just be thankful it's not a cicada. They sound like -- Elvis: DON'T Elvis: LUPIN, THE PROMPTER IS LYING TO YOU! Lupin: Lupin, the teleprompter is.... GASP Lupin: TREACHERY! Puck: It's not under the bed. Puck: Elvis, do you remember how great it was in the before-cricket times? Tommy: Find it yet? Elvis: Yes, Puck. I do. Puck: Could it be? Lupin: That thing was rattling around in the cupboard like crazy. You couldn't feel that? CHEW CHEW CHEW
Tiny little Mama Taffy was being let inside one warm summer evening. As she ran in the front door, a moth, about the size of her head flew past her face.Not missing a beat she inhaled the large flapping creature and began eating it as she ran inside.The wings stuck out about 2 inches from either side of her face and made a curious crunching sound as she chewed it up, like she had gotten into the potato chips.It was quite a sight to see.