Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 08, 2015

Transcript:

Lupin: Another People holiday is happening. Lupin: And trust me, this one makes NO sense. Puck: What is a "leprechaun" and why am I dressed like this? Elvis: Happy St. Patrick's Day, Elvis! Elvis: Don't touch me, I'm Siamese. Lupin: I'm usually all about tiny hats, but this one won't come off! Woman: ...And when you get to the end of the rainbow, there's a pot of gold! Elvis: I don't understand their religion at all. Lupin: I don't even think I'm Irish! I have a tail! Puck: That's Manx. They're Scottish. Lupin: Well, then, I have ears! Puck: Scottish folds are also Scottish. Lupin: Why are Scottish cats dropping body parts left and right? Puck: HOLD ON -- Puck: Am I Scottish? Elvis: I think the Isle of Man is its own thing. Elvis: Note that Thailand, formerly Siam, is nowhere on this map. Man: Oh, honey... They hate all these holiday outfits. Lupin: Ugh, THANK YOU. Woman: But they look so handsome! Puck: Feed me, I'm Scottish!