Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 31, 2015
Transcript:
Lupin: A can opener was heard in the kitchen! Lupin: Allegedly.... Elvis: Elvis here, reporting live on the scene to CONFIRM the can opener HAS been heard. Elvis: I heard it myself. It sounded like clockwork deliciousness. Woman: Aw, Pucky! Here's some water from the can, my special fluffy puff! PURRRRRRRRRRRRR PUR Elvis: WELL, WELL, WELL. Puck: Elvis -- Elvis: Lupin, I'm live where special fluffy puff is stealing all the tuna water -- Puck: No! There's a dish for each of us! This one is yours! Elvis: I'm supposed to believe that? Are you serious? Puck: Oh, sweet canned nectar! Woman: There's enough tuna water for everyone, angry fussy paws. Elvis: ... Probably call everyone that.
I don’t recall what his “official” nickname is, but he’s been called a good many things including “tiny horse” and “Fluffapurrus Rex”.