Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for March 28, 2016
Transcript:
Elvis: Things are getting strange. Woman: I found it! Lupin: The Women have decided to talk to a board game. Lupin: But at least we can see the board game.... Puck: Who is Freddie? Can you tell us a little about Freddie? Tillie: Who's Freddie?! Why, Freddie Quinn! Everyone knows Freddie! Tillie: Say, I should be getting back to Freddie. Tillie: I wouldn't want her to worry. Tommy: Elvis, I'm here with a possible eye witness to these past events. Tommy: What can you tell us about the early 1990s? Baba Mouse: WHAT?! I don't go back that far! Tommy: Aren't you like, 150 years old? Baba Mouse: Rude. Baba Mouse: Anyway, only in cat years. I'm just 26 in People years... I could tell you about the mid 90's. Tommy: No, that's okay- Baba Mouse: The music was GREAT. Woman: Whatever we ask, it just keeps spelling C-A-T. Ceiling Woman: These things never work. Woman: I thought for sure we'd conjure someone up! Winifred Quinn: WHERE IS MY CAT?
This whole plot is neither interesting nor funny