Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for November 16, 2016
Transcript:
Lupin: The People have erected hurdles! Let's do this! Elvis: The hurdles have been placed in several doorways, turning the apartment into an exciting obstacle course! The time is precisely 2am... Puck: I got this. I'll get there. Don't rush me. Elvis: Inspired form, Puck- Ooosh. You're landing really loudly. Lupin: I am? Puck: Exceptionally loud. Woman: Sounds like the boys approve of the new baby gates. Man: You know, I think we got a good deal on Lupin. I'm pretty sure he's actually a tiny horse. Lupin: Soar like an eagle... Land like a rock. Tabitha: ?Que escuchas? Figaro: Rumba-rumba-rumba-rumba-rumba-wump.
Our tiny foundling kitty who is now 13 yrs. old weighs 8 lbs, sounds like a horse with 8 legs when running and a 600 lb. gorilla when she jumps. Lupin – I don’t think Shadowbox would approve. LOL