Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for January 21, 2017

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Lupin: There's been...a disturbance...on the ceiling. Elvis: Lupin, cats report hearing a commotion upstairs, followed by yowling and hissing. We go now live to the hallway for more. Ceiling Woman: Sooo...have your cats been crazy today? Woman: Yes! Toddler: Mow mow! Tabitha: There is a strange female in the building! She must be vanquished! Tillie: Cool your paws, daffodil. I'm just getting comments on the new addition. Ceiling Woman: Ow, Tabitha, c'mon girl. Do you think it could be......ghosts? Woman: I'm so glad you said it! Yes! It has to be, right?! Puck: Tabitha, you can see Tillie too? Tabitha: Tillie? Who's Tillie? Tillie: I'm Tillie! I'm Freddie's cat. Everyone knows that! And, not to weigh apples, but this whole house is mine. So, relax. Elvis: Hello, Tabitha. I couldn't help but notice you're crazy now. Ceiling Woman: You know, there's a box in the basement with old photos of the family that built this house. Maybe we can find a hint of a grisly death or a terrible tragedy! Woman: I'll bring the kids!