Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for January 30, 2017
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Puck: For a limited time, free massages are available in the living room. Here's Puck with more! Puck: Many cats benefit from a sophisticated relaxation technique. And I am no exception. Toddler: Beep! Beep! Elvis: These massages combine spinning tread, steady pressure, and repetitive meditation chants. Toddler: Vvvvroom! Vroom, vroom! Skreeee...Beep! Beep! Elvis: I'd volunteer, but if someone touches my tail, I attack everyone in the room. Puck: This is the life. Toddler: Weeee!
I have to give out massages every time I’m on the computer. Same computer different cat. One particular cat reads the comics with me everyday though. Can’t change the routine belly rub.