Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for February 15, 2017

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Snowball: Angora- I don't want you seeing that Kit Chase scoundrel. It's bad enough Princess had to run off with that Kit Chase scoundrel. It's bad enough Princess had to run off with that sailor's cat...Only to have him lost at sea- Cat: Captain Nimble and I were in love. You'd understand if you ever took the time to know him! Kitten: Mama- Snowball: This arguing is bad for my heart. Where are my pills... Angora: Father! Relax Angora, father has no heart- Snowball: Took you back in, didn't I? Show up on my doorstep wrapped in a fishing net, with a kitten...Now, please. I need my rest. Angora: Father- Kitten: Grandpoppy- Cat: Ugh. Snowball: Thank goodness for my pills. Angora: Oh, this live of lavish refinement and indecision. Kit: Psst! Angora! Angora: Kit! Kit: Mind if I join you? Angora: You climbed two stories? Kit: I'd climb a whole novel for you girl. Come away with me, Angora. You've never lived the stray cat life. We'll sleep in flower boxes and eat garbage. Angora: That's gross. Kit: Hot garbage? Nothing better! Angora: Like tires and stuff? Kit: Have you talked to your father? Angora: I tried, but- His weak heart. He's so fearful it will be Captain Nimble all over again. Kit: Captain Nimble? That reminds me...I got this letter... From the sea. Puck: Gasp! Robber Mouse: Gasp! Burt: Captain Nimble was best friends with the Chase brothers! Could it be? TV: Next week on Our IX Lives. What's going on here! My heart- Burt: This new break from the station was a great idea, Puck. Puck: Thanks! It's usually a laundry room.