Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for February 22, 2017
Transcript:
Puck: The sun is out and the Man is forging a path into the void! Lupin: Puck, Lupin live from the window, where I'm happy to report most of the void can just be shoveled and dumped out of the way. Man? CN news, Man. Man? Man? Always dodging the press... Puck: Reality perseveres! Moving on, we have and update on the kitten! Elvis? Elvis: Thanks, Puck! The kitten is awake and alert! she ate well this morning, and now she is resting. With some company. Toddler: Mom! Mom! Baby cat! Look! Baby cat, mom! Baby cat! Look! Woman: Awww, that does look like the baby cat, doesn't it? Toddler: Yes, mom. Elvis: I can confirm. Woman: You know, Elvis, you keep this up and you won't win World's Crabbiest Cat this year. Elvis: I've been nominated?
i’m pretty sure she is gonna be a new news reporter.