Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for March 02, 2017
Transcript:
Lupin: It's that time of year again! Tommy is out asking locals if they've seen any evidence that warmer days are ahead! Tommy: Thanks, Lupin! CN news; have you noticed any signs of spring? Dog: Er... Burt: Aw Tommy, if I can be honest, I'd rather not talk news on my break. Dog: Well...Snakes are out. I saw one this morning. Tommy: Cool! Dog: Made me anxious... That's why I came to see Burt. He has a calming presence. Burt: Thanks, man Elvis: That cat is huge. Lupin: It's called a dog, Elvis. And they are wild and unpredictable. Elvis: According to this, "dogs" all hunt in packs, and do not care for cats or frisbees! Puck: Also, they are shape-shifters. Burt: You guys are being really uncool right now- Beatrix: Coffee run! Gasp! A dog! I did not know there was someone new. Not to worry. Please accept this earl grey tea. Dog: Between see a snake and being accused of shape-shifting...it's been a weird day. This tea helps. Beatrix: I always carry emergency tea bags.
Beatrix is wonderful. Did March come in like a lion or a lamb where you are?