…And now for a word from our sponsor: Acme Gum Ball Company.
(Start the jingle)
It’s Acme Gum Ball!
Announcer: Yes, it’s Acme Ball! The gum sensation that’s sweeping the nation! Only $9.95 a jar at participating stores! Get one today!
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Acme gum Ball.
Acme Gum Ball should not be taken internally.
Caution: Acme Gum Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Acme Gum Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Acme Gum Ball indoors.
Discontinue the use of Acme Gum Ball if any of the following occurs: itching, vertigo, dizziness, tingling in extremities, loss of balance or coordination, slurred speech, temporary blindness, profuse sweating, or heart palpitations.
If Acme Gum Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately to a minimum safe distance. Seek shelter, and cover your head.
Acme Gum Ball may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Acme Gum Ball should be returned to its special glass container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Acme Gum Ball, Acme Child Products, Inc., and its parent company, Acme Dynamite Products, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Acme Gum Ball include an unknown glowing green substance that fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Acme Gum Ball has been shipped to our troops in the Middle East and is being dropped by our warplanes on our enemies.
Do not taunt Acme Gum Ball.
Acme Gum Ball comes with a lifetime warranty.
Announcer: Acme Gum Ball! Accept no substitutes! (jingle fades out…)
…And now for a word from our sponsor: Acme Gum Ball Company.
(Start the jingle)
It’s Acme Gum Ball!
Announcer: Yes, it’s Acme Ball! The gum sensation that’s sweeping the nation! Only $9.95 a jar at participating stores! Get one today!
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Acme gum Ball.
Acme Gum Ball should not be taken internally.
Caution: Acme Gum Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Acme Gum Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Acme Gum Ball indoors.
Discontinue the use of Acme Gum Ball if any of the following occurs: itching, vertigo, dizziness, tingling in extremities, loss of balance or coordination, slurred speech, temporary blindness, profuse sweating, or heart palpitations.
If Acme Gum Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately to a minimum safe distance. Seek shelter, and cover your head.
Acme Gum Ball may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Acme Gum Ball should be returned to its special glass container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Acme Gum Ball, Acme Child Products, Inc., and its parent company, Acme Dynamite Products, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Acme Gum Ball include an unknown glowing green substance that fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Acme Gum Ball has been shipped to our troops in the Middle East and is being dropped by our warplanes on our enemies.
Do not taunt Acme Gum Ball.
Acme Gum Ball comes with a lifetime warranty.
Announcer: Acme Gum Ball! Accept no substitutes! (jingle fades out…)