Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 04, 2005
Transcript:
"Excuse me, Mr. Rienzo, but tomorrow is the anniversary of the invention of the pocket protector, which, as I'm sure you know, is the holiest day on the nerd calendar...So if you don't mind, me and the rest of the tech department will be taking the day off to play Dungeons & Dragons and talk to my Famke Janssen poster."