Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 11, 2012

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    Oh gosh, you’re so sWHEAT.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    They don’t look like they’ve had many dates, so some people would say he has a lot of crust…but she doesn’t seem to be raisin any objections.He spent a lot of dough on her, brought her flours…. loafing by the fire with him sounds nice…Maybe she’s even thinking of (blush) sowing a few wild oats….but turn down the heat, honey…at yeast get to know him better…and be careful…..you don’t need a bun in the oven.

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    She could be getting herself into a jam here…

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    He puts the sin in cinnamon toast, baby…

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    blunebottle  over 12 years ago

    What’s the definition of bread?……….raw toast!

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    PICTO  over 12 years ago

    And the next morning all she gets is…“Thanks babe, it’s been a slice.”

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    boff0  over 12 years ago

    Kind of a stale joke!!

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    philyfanstukinmi  over 12 years ago

    Which one is the gluten for punishment?

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    V-Beast  over 12 years ago

    She’s about to get bread.

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    GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago

    I toast therefore I am.

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    J Short  over 12 years ago

    Her name was Sara Lee. He was the boy wonder. They’re first born was a very little child; they named her Debbie.

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    Mad_Scientist  over 12 years ago

    The Bread Coats are coming!

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Looks like the only unfinished business here is cuing up Tommy Roe.

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    deeceewye  over 12 years ago

    And after Tommy Roe, The Best of Bread.

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    hippogriff  over 12 years ago

    I think it was Fred Allen who pointed out that the “Upper Crust” were just a bunch of crumbs stuck together by their own dough."

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    iced tea  over 12 years ago

    Then they had a doughy little boy they named Pillsbury. He giggled every time they pressed his belly button. He played with Little Debbie. Aunt Jemima was his baby sitter and he loved her pancakes and syrup. He became a star in commercials later on.

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    hippogriff  over 12 years ago

    Veviek: And if you want to meet her, get thee to a punnery.

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    hippogriff  over 12 years ago

    Sorry, B not V.

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    hippogriff  over 12 years ago

    Touch system is hard with effective tremor, but I usually porfred better than that. :-)

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    ghkimac Premium Member over 12 years ago

    As the saying goes, “play with fire and you’re going to get burnt.”This one will soon be for the birds.

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    KEA  over 4 years ago

    I would love a good cheese toastie about now.

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